Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Manila Envelope

Sooo apparently Hannah has one too. We are supposed to take out Trump and  Pence. We have to take a plane to New York and visit Trump tower. We are to get a room at the new hotel and with my amazing sniping skills I'm supposed to take him down. I believe this is an envelope from the Clinton campaign. The Clinton's have been tied to several mysterious deaths over the last twenty years. I suppose this would be nothing new to them. Enclosed in these instructions is 1,500 dollars as incentive. Hannah and I are to assume new identities as Tina Horse Wade Seyton and Meg Horse Danielle Francis Seyton and we are married and 22 year olds living in Denver, Colorado. Right now we are traveling the country.

3 comments:

  1. Freakin creepy lol but if you take out trump maybe it wouldn't be a great idea because he is our president but oh well

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  2. 1500 isn't that much i'd ask for more

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