The Manila Envelope

Sooo apparently Hannah has one too. We are supposed to take out Trump and  Pence. We have to take a plane to New York and visit Trump tower. We are to get a room at the new hotel and with my amazing sniping skills I'm supposed to take him down. I believe this is an envelope from the Clinton campaign. The Clinton's have been tied to several mysterious deaths over the last twenty years. I suppose this would be nothing new to them. Enclosed in these instructions is 1,500 dollars as incentive. Hannah and I are to assume new identities as Tina Horse Wade Seyton and Meg Horse Danielle Francis Seyton and we are married and 22 year olds living in Denver, Colorado. Right now we are traveling the country.

If I Were You

The worst advice I've ever been given was from my mother. It was not even advice. She literally told me that I was not allowed to see her anymore. I fought my mom and she was shocked. I had never ever stood up for myself when I was told to do something. I was raised to be an obedient child. I never even dreamed that I would stand up to my mother. After I called her out, she let me keep seeing her. She didn't like it but that did not matter to me. I loved her and I was not going to let my mother control my life. I had to learn and make my own mistakes. I made a lot of mistakes. I fought for her and then she left. I'm okay now. It just hurts sometimes that I fought so hard to keep her and then my mom ended up being right. I guess I should listen to my mom more often. I might take her opinions into more consideration now. I probably will never do what she thinks is right but as long as she lives, she will try to tell me how to live my life. I just have to be strong enough to break away from her and live for myself.

Family Tradition

Okay so last year my great grandma died around thanksgiving. My family has a knack for not exactly being great at cooking, but grandma was the worst.... Growing up, I remember the holiday dinners at Avanti's because she could not cook to save her life. The years that she did cook for thanksgiving, she always bought a pre-cooked turkey. You can't ruin it right? It's already cooked, all you have to do is heat it up. Well grandma ALWAYS ruined the turkey. She would take the turkey and cook it. Not just heat it. Cook it. She would actually cook it. For about eight hours. A PRE-COOKED TURKEY. COOKED FOR EIGHT HOURS. It was always dry and stuck to the roof of your mouth. If you have ever seen Christmas Vacation, grandma's turkey was like the deflating turkey that the aunt makes in that movie... It was terrible. In honor of my grandmother however, my cousin Mary Beth made a turkey last year..Grandma style. None of us complained. We all missed grandma and it was a hard thanksgiving for all of us so we came together as a family to feel better. I think with that symbol of a double cooked turkey, grandma will always be with us. I bet we will have a grandma turkey every year in honor of her memory. Love you Grandma, you'll always be on my mind♡


the turkey in case you haven't seen Christmas Vacation

A new sport

Okay so if I could create a new sport, it would be based off of hockey and be played during the zombie apocalypse. For different body parts that they get into the goals, they get a different amount of points. For every head, you get a point, because they're big and easy to hit. Ears are two points because they are smaller but flat like the actual puck. For three points, you need to score with an eyeball as it is pretty small. Fingers are like the golden snitch of Zomkey. They are worth fifty points if you score with them behind half court. If you get a finger from half court, you pretty much win.