Excuses, excuses...

Generally when I don't do my homework, I just tell my teacher that it isn't done. I don't make excuses for my faulty memory or when I just get lazy and don't do it. Last year I forgot to finish my entire grammar packet at the end of the year because I had so many other assignments to complete. When I came in and it was due, I told Hudson that I completely forgot to do it. I can come up with a pretty good story though. 

"So first I was walking along the bridge and the zipper on my bag broke. Then all of my papers fell out and I tried to get them. Thankfully the one or your class was there. Then my dad pulled up and picked me up and as we were driving, a butterfly flew past and a cormorant flew in the window (sorry guys I love Bob's Burgers...) and the stupid bird ate my homework that I was trying to work on. I cried. I literally cried Ms. Hudson. I feel so bad about losing it. Can I please have another copy and another day?" *inflict doe eyes*